Cycling Locks T-Shirts

'I don't have a lock! I hate to leave my bike unlocked overnight!'

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

Man running in a hamster wheel

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

Sisyphus Sawyer

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

"You're going to create the same problems on the way down as you created on the way up."

'Well, Mrs.Gurkemiller...Either your female cycle has turned to European summer time, or you're pregnant.'

Bicycle Pie Chart

Happy Office

'Be a friend.'

"Wait! Do you think the quick release bolts are a good idea?"

TV Junkie Ernie at the Olympics. Rio 2016. A cyclist didn't slow down for the curve and crashed! "Ohh ... 'Braking Bad"! The track star from the United States is resting up for his big race. "American Idle"! That group of athletes over there is being investigated for cheating. "The Shady Bunch." The javelin event is a simple contest. Whoever hurled it the futthest is declared the winner. "Game of Throwns"!

"It cuts air resistance."

'I'd like you to install a combination lock on our refrigerator door. . .'

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow...

'I knew this place wasn't all it was cracked up to be.'

Exercise Gym. Only the bike is stationary -- you have to actually move.

"Your new recruit's bicycle is ready, commander."

'I think we've found your problem. It's a Yale lock, but you have a Harvard key.'

'I didn't realize the locksmithing test would be this tough.'

Prisoner with lots of Locks.

Security.

“I keep doing the same thing over and over, but keep getting the same results.”

A Pad-Loch

'This is a really great bar - you have to pick the locks to get in!'

'I used to work there, but I got tired of the same old run-around.'

Bike chain

Security

Key: ' OHHHH, Hubba Hubba.' A Male Key checking out the Centrefold of a Doorknob Lock Magazine

"Hannah, Where's Your Helmet?

Single locksmith in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your locks.

Key Cutting.

Doping in Cycling.

"Someday, you may thank me for breaking what was becoming, in this family, a viscous cycle of inheritance!"