'I don't have a lock! I hate to leave my bike unlocked overnight!'
Cycling Locks Mugs
Browse our cycling lock-themed mugs, perfect for fueling your friend’s early rides with humor and style. A witty way to start the day for any bike lover.
Man using exercise bike being chased by dog
Man running in a hamster wheel
Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.
Sisyphus Sawyer
Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor
"You're going to create the same problems on the way down as you created on the way up."
'Well, Mrs.Gurkemiller...Either your female cycle has turned to European summer time, or you're pregnant.'
Bicycle Pie Chart
Happy Office
'Be a friend.'
"Wait! Do you think the quick release bolts are a good idea?"
TV Junkie Ernie at the Olympics. Rio 2016. A cyclist didn't slow down for the curve and crashed! "Ohh ... 'Braking Bad"! The track star from the United States is resting up for his big race. "American Idle"! That group of athletes over there is being investigated for cheating. "The Shady Bunch." The javelin event is a simple contest. Whoever hurled it the futthest is declared the winner. "Game of Throwns"!
"It cuts air resistance."
'I'd like you to install a combination lock on our refrigerator door. . .'
Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow...
'I knew this place wasn't all it was cracked up to be.'
Exercise Gym. Only the bike is stationary -- you have to actually move.
"Your new recruit's bicycle is ready, commander."
'I think we've found your problem. It's a Yale lock, but you have a Harvard key.'
'I didn't realize the locksmithing test would be this tough.'
Prisoner with lots of Locks.
Security.
“I keep doing the same thing over and over, but keep getting the same results.”
A Pad-Loch
'This is a really great bar - you have to pick the locks to get in!'
'I used to work there, but I got tired of the same old run-around.'
Bike chain
Security
Key: ' OHHHH, Hubba Hubba.' A Male Key checking out the Centrefold of a Doorknob Lock Magazine
"Hannah, Where's Your Helmet?
Single locksmith in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your locks.
Key Cutting.
Doping in Cycling.
"Someday, you may thank me for breaking what was becoming, in this family, a viscous cycle of inheritance!"
Cycling Locks Mugs Collection
Cycling Locks Pillows
See our fun cycling pillows, perfect for adding a humorous touch to any cyclist’s home decor.
Cycling Locks Prints
Browse our cycling prints to decorate with clever artwork that showcases a passion for bikes and biking adventures.
Cycling Locks T-Shirts
Check out our cycling t-shirts for humorous and stylish apparel that celebrates bike riding and cycling culture.