Cyber Space Pilgrim Gifts

Roman Catholics have launched a search for a Patron Saint of the Internet.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Sparkling Water

Save Our Universe

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

Binary Man

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"You're not going anywhere, young man, until you probe and release your catch!"

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

The Curiosity Mars rover is seen killing a cat: 'Mission accomplished.'

Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.

'The meaning of life??? How the hell should I know? Try Google.'

'The fact that you like Tang really doesn't qualify you to be an astronaut.'

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

Computer literate Monk

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

"I told you to slow down."

"Here is your new planet."

"...all this time Timmy is spending in cyberspace is beginning to affect him."

"Y'all look like dog people to me."

Darren realised that his presentation was going to be shorter than he had planned.

"Seems you Americans, you have lost your mojo, yes?"

"My digital transformation is almost complete ..."