"Hack into Acme Pie Company and get their recipe for blueberry scones."
Cyber Pie Infiltrator Gifts
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'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'
"Let's just go in and see what happens."
Give quiche a chance!
Husband bakes a pie
'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'
"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."
"I only told a few friends."
Kevin had a computer virus.
"Are you outta your gourd?!!"
Spam traps on mobiles
"I think Baxter needs a break."
Vacancy at the Ecuadoran Embassy
"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."
"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."
Spam.
Computer virus
"...and for your part in the computer fraud I sentence you to eighteen months @www.hermajestiesprison.co.uk"
"Problem?"
People told me virtual dating was safe!
"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."
"Jeez, Alice, at least Google him first."
'Gone out, Your dinners in your face'
I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp. Really? Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that? They post "reviews" that don't have even a hint of negativity. Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: "House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate."
Okay. Grandma made her pie from scratch. Let's all pretend it's as good as the frozen kind.
"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"
My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.
"If there's a way in, they'll find it."
"I met my wife on Tinder."
"We have a job for you. . .in the crust station."
"After the aversion therapy, please feel free to take home any pie remnants."
Amateur Spam.
The Emperor's New Followers
Psychiatry. Why go on a voyage of self-discovery when I can just Google myself?
It's only an email, what harm can it do?
Cyber Pie Infiltrator Gifts Collection
Cyber Pie Infiltrator Mugs
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