Cyber Monday Gifts

"I'm just concerned that we're forgetting the true meaning of Cyber Monday."

'Yes, two thousand dollars does seem expensive but remember, that's in today's dollars.'

"We have no specials today, Ma'am. 'Cyber Monday' means robots are taking the orders."

Everyday is cyber Monday.

"I need Cyber Monday off."

My incredible dedicated pet monkey. You've waited in line for a week at Computer Villa. Computer Villa parking lot. Now I have my new Ybox game console. I am complete man. I am whole. The new Playstation comes out this fall. I am empty and wanting. Form a new line to the left!

"It's inevitable, Red Monday ALWAYS follows Black Friday.'

Man overloaded with samples

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

Online Dating

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

'They traded their 'Casual Fridays' for 'Immature Mondays' . '

Tha man who ventured too far into cyberspace begins to worry.

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

"Another Monday and Albert couldn't get his ass out of bed."

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Surfing the Internet Wave.

"I like your paperweight, Watkins..."

"I hate a sarcastic cup of coffee."

"Now that you have eaten from the tree of information technology..."

In case of computer breakdown break glass

'Mondays are really Hell here!'

Which Cup? 'Me' or 'Real Me'?

I survived another Monday morning meeting. Oh, come on. It's not that bad.

"Looks like mum's preparing to go on social media."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single status update."

BUS, 'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

"This is going to go viral!"

"We got you a computer for your Birthday, grandpa."