Cyber Botanist Gifts

"Virtual gardener."

Wildlife

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Plant Lady

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Horti-Culture

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Botany Baby!

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Painting taking root...

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

The Garden

Mad about Roses!

"Get out of my face!"

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

'That plant food really works!'

Medicinal plants

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

Flowers wearing sunglasses.

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.