Cv Perfectionist Pillows

"I don't like to make assumptions, but is there something you've failed to mention on your CV?"

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Build Your Own Portfolio

A presenter with a very complex chart to explain a business plan - 'And it's as simple as that!'

Do you have any other skills?

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

"Your CV will be sufficient, Mr. Cooper."

'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...'

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"By God, for a minute there it suddenly all made sense!"

"Your resume's very impressive, but we're looking for a financial wizard."

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"Constant vigilance, regular trimming."

"You have a killer resume, Phil, but unfortunately, we have all the dead wood we need right now."

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

"On the contrary. For this position we're looking for someone who can think 'inside the box'."

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'Actually, they're a hybrid. They are a blue-chip, common stock.'

"You're pretty optimistic about this new investment strategy of your's, aren't you?"

Perfection

"And just how long have you been, 5' 10"?"

Poetry repairman

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"Wallace couldn't come, but I brought some of his fussy prose."

Writer

'Find out if that was a computer glitch or a market glitch?'

'Why yes, the resume is a very important basis for who we hire.'

"You're overqualified. Could you dumb it down a little?"

"Very nice résumé. Leave a sample of your DNA with my secretary."

"This is quite an impressive resume. Any chance I can work for you?"

'After looking over your portfolio, I don't think 'enough' will be enough.'

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'