Cv Minimalist Gifts

"I've applied the Paper Reduction Act to my resume."

"Looks like we found the issue."

(Camel paintings)

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

'Some joined up thinking is what we need.'

'Can I thank everybody for their attention, I think we're finished.'

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'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

Horn of Plenty.

'Watch yourself.'

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

"You're not giving me the job because I'm 'over qualified'? Oh, don't worry, most of those qualifications have been falsified."

"You’ll get nothingness and like it."

'I took the liberty of digitally enhancing my resume to make a mountain out of a mole hill.'

"You idiot! It's all bare walls and Ikea these days."

"I don't think you're getting the point of this exercise."

The Meeting Agenda: Start Simple

'It's amazing how big your office feels when you go paperless.'

'I love nuts - except for all the excess packaging.'

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

"I see here it's been quite a while since your last performance review."

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Life is just four letters...

'I prefer it this way.'

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"