Money Minimalist Gifts

Zen and the Art of Portfolio Maintenance

'We've heard that you don't have a debt. Please come with us, sir, you're under arrest because of being an unpatriotic domestic demand saboteur.'

'Next on the five O'clock news, a consumer report on how to protect what's in your wallet.'

"Let's talk dollars and cents. On second thought, let's just talk dollars."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

(Camel paintings)

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

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"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Typewriters and Laptops.

"Not to mention the park view."

Not much money, glory, or praise

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

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"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

"Hoarder."

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."