
"Pearson is known for his austere monetary views."
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"Pearson is known for his austere monetary views."
"Behold the secret to happiness."
The experienced backpacker.
That shows business confidence.
"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"
'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'
"I didn't spark joy."
(Camel paintings)
"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."
"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"
"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."
"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."
"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."
"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"
Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."
A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.
'Bring out yer books!'
"We went for Scandinavian interiors."
Man Eating Minimalist Meal
Maybe clean out your wallet
Man showing in the rain.
"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."
"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."
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"In the current market, it's just more practical."
"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"
The Mainstream
"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."
"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"
Not much money, glory, or praise
"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."
'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'
'At least I never have to straighten it out.'
Gifts from the House of Low Goals.
Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'
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