Customer Support Hero Gifts

'Hello? Hello?? I can't hear you... HELLO? Please fix your telephone and call again later!'

Online form - Submit.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

'Your call may be monitored to give us a few good laughs.'

Communication

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

TECHNICAL SUPPORT, 'Have you tried pounding it with your fist?'

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

"If you want to talk to someone uninterested, press 1..."

"The legal people are terrified of litigation but I insisted that we write an apology to the client of the lack of service. . . as long as we don't sent it!"

"Providing the kind of service the customer is paying for could be a serious hassle."

Child and nurse in children's hospital

"We had to hire extra help for our help desk."

Friendly banks and Cold and aloof banks.

"Manufacturing will take place in China, R&D in Korea, customer support will be run from Mumbai and logistics handled in Vietnam."

'Of course it's cold. We serve breakfast anytime, but we only make it in the morning.'

Flat tire in the middle of nowhere. It was good to have a shoulder to cry on.

Wal Max - Complaints Department

"So why do you feel that you're a better person for the job than every other candidate who's shown me résumés with the exact same credentials?"

"How am I supposed to know what I want to complain about before you've even said anything?"

'Please remember how silly and humiliating grinding pepper is when you figure my tip.'

"Would you like your milk in a bag?"

'Hey that's our waiter on his way home!'

'Say what you like about Cloud Computing, but the technical support is amazing.'

"I'm sorry to trouble you yet again with internet issues."

Grocery store has no data team to help with customer's shopping experience.

'You are through to 24/7 support...our helpline times are between 8am and 7pm.'

"Mustard? Ketchup? Mayo? Talk to me, old man."

"Joey, Joey, Joey! It's like he's taken over this whole store! Well, I'm sick of it! This place is not about being lazy! It's about good products for good prices! It's about customer service! But does anyone car? Does anyone notice? When does hard work pa

'You can only take this so far Ms.Jones.'

The manufacturing will be in China with most of the development work taking place in South Korea. Logistics and customer support are based in India."

"Mr. Colton, do we stand behind our products?"