Customer Service Associate Gifts

'This is an 8 1/2. Do you have it in a size 9?'

The Nut Store. Filberts? No. I'm Frank and he's Ernie.

Would you like something from the bar, miss? It looks like you might need it.

STRIP Hambone: Installation

Lost and found and lost again.

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"My email is down... talk to me."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Cut Price

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"You know, there are other emojis."

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"