Curriculum Planner Gifts

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

'A hidden cost of implementing common core standards in education...'

'I don't know about you, but I keep mixing up 'current events' and 'sex education' these days...'

"It's frustrating! I try to teach the class the next lesson, but I spend a lot of time trying to catch up those students who've been absent for several days!"

A Puppet Named Juan

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

'The reason the core curriculum seems so ambiguous is that we dot really have a core curriculum.'

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

Little Girl Educating Her Horse.

"I must say, that was a very detailed answer to my 'where do you see yourself in five years' question."

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

'You can't blame the kids for being restless when we have math teachers teaching French, and English teachers teaching science.'

'This is going really well. I did a great job organizing this lecture.'

'When you talk about playing, 'at the next level', you mean lawyering, right, not the NBA?'

"Be honest. Where do you see me in five years?"

"Where do you see yourself in 100 years?"

School Days

'That's o.k., Dugan - 'why do I even bother?' was a rhetorical question.'

"Thank you for 30 years of teaching service. Now you have 5 minutes to turn in your keys, I.D. card, empty your desk and be escorted out."

Back to School: 'Thanks for reminding me!'

'Medieval Studies is going nowhere without a 5-year strategic plan.'

"While your lesson plans were perfect, and your bulletin boards were terrific...your classroom management skills need work!"

"Better put out notepads and pens in case any of them has an idea."

"Someday, I'm gonna be president of the United States."

'And finally, if you're going to commit a felony, do it before ol' dad incurs the high cost of tuition.'

"I want to be a Jockey."

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

"What a party ... it's filled with back-to-school supplies."

'... I'll take the handoff to the tailback, then give the ball to my stunt double here, and he will dive head-first into the end zone.'

"Maybe we apply as a group....crowdsourcing employment."