Curriculum Juggler Gifts

I just can't take it anymore!

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

Interdisciplinary studies.

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

Supermom.

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

To do before Saturday...

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

'What rhymes with D minus?'

Balancing work and family

"Look Billington, if you can't take the strain, tell me, ok?"

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'Your resume and interview were so bad, not only did you not get the job, I'm having you arrested as well.'

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

"So, in conclusion, I would like to say that although I haven't actually read the book, I still found it a fascinating and enriching experience.

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"I appreciate that you brought me to 'Take our daughters to work day' all those years ago, dad, but I still have to let you go!"

Guess which "squeaky wheel" got another raise.