Current Event Commenters Gifts

"I think if there's one thing we've all learned from this, it's that we haven't learned a damn thing."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

"Who's got the hammer?"

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

Laughingstock

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"America’s leaders since 1980"

SAGE mentality

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

'Cartoonist thinking'

2020 Swiss barmy knife

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

The Republican's Plan One: No Obama!

How the US Succeeded in Afghanistan

Boris in Lockdown

A world divided by the war

Statue of Security

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

"There-there-all those countries...all those protesters...it's nothing personal...wait a minute! I think it is!"

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

Sports Radio in Crisis

'Government economists called it a 'slight market correction'.'

Sir Patrick Moore.