Current Event Commenters Mugs

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

Laughingstock

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"America’s leaders since 1980"

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

SAGE mentality

2020 Swiss barmy knife

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

'Cartoonist thinking'

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

A world divided by the war

"There-there-all those countries...all those protesters...it's nothing personal...wait a minute! I think it is!"

The Republican's Plan One: No Obama!

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

Statue of Security

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Boris in Lockdown

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Sports Radio in Crisis

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

Worthless B*****ds