Current Event Commentator Mugs

"Your body, your choice."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Coronavirus Impact on Children

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

Laughingstock

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

SAGE mentality

"America’s leaders since 1980"

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

2020 Swiss barmy knife

"There-there-all those countries...all those protesters...it's nothing personal...wait a minute! I think it is!"

Boris in Lockdown

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

The Republican's Plan One: No Obama!

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

A world divided by the war

"A newspaper has a responsibility to ensure that its readers are fully informed."

Statue of Security

Native Habitats: Trump/Lies

"You're talking politics? Take it outside or online, but not here!"

"He's only been president a few months. Just give hima little time."

"I'm back from Russia. Putin offered me a Dacha to say he's an honest man."

How To Make A Pigs Ear Out Of Swine Flu.

Worthless B*****ds

Brexit negotiations had reached a critical stage.