"Your body, your choice."
Current Event Commentator Gifts
Looking for a gift for the current event commentator? These witty and thoughtful items capture their sharp wit and keen insight into today's headlines. Perfect for fans and professionals alike, our collection offers humorous mugs, clever t-shirts, stylish pillows, and captivating prints that speak to their passion for politics, news, and commentary.
Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.
We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds
"Who's got the hammer?"
"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"
'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'
"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."
Laughingstock
"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."
Coronavirus Impact on Children
Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus
SAGE mentality
Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.
"America’s leaders since 1980"
'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'
Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie
2020 Swiss barmy knife
"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."
No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.
'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'
"A newspaper has a responsibility to ensure that its readers are fully informed."
A world divided by the war
"There-there-all those countries...all those protesters...it's nothing personal...wait a minute! I think it is!"
How the US Succeeded in Afghanistan
Statue of Security
Boris in Lockdown
The Republican's Plan One: No Obama!
"I wanted to always play it down. I still like playing it down because I don’t want to create a panic."
Native Habitats: Trump/Lies
"You're talking politics? Take it outside or online, but not here!"
'Government economists called it a 'slight market correction'.'
How To Make A Pigs Ear Out Of Swine Flu.
What Could Go Wrong?
Holding a gun to the WHO
"He's only been president a few months. Just give hima little time."
Current Event Commentator Gifts Collection
Current Event Commentator Mugs
Explore our selection of mugs designed for current event enthusiasts—perfect for sipping their favorite beverage while analyzing news stories.
Current Event Commentator Pillows
Add some clever comfort with pillows themed around current events—lively decor for their home or office.
Current Event Commentator Prints
Decorate their space with prints that celebrate their passion for insightful commentary and current affairs.
Current Event Commentator T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for current event commentators—wear their wit and wisdom with pride and style.