"... Yes. And I'm wearing a mask, so what's the problem?!"
Current Event Humorist Gifts
Looking for a gift for the current event humorist who loves to comment on today's headlines? Our collection combines clever wit with artistic charm, making humor stylish and memorable. Whether they enjoy sharing laughs at home or in the office, find something that tickles their funny bone and celebrates their sharp sense of humor.
"We think it has something to do with your genome."
"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."
Peter
Pop Top Ice FIshing
This man is an island.
'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'
"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."
"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."
'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'
Tabloid clippings.
Man Reading story 'U.F.O. Sighted' with alien peeking over his shoulder.
"You're not just a number here. You're a number who hasn't been fired yet."
After talking one stranger to death, Velma starts in on the next.
Gotta take you out, kid – You're getting booed off the field on my Twitter feed.
"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."
"Bloody Cyclops!"
Rocket charmer.
Elon Musk's Twitter Bid
NBC's Amazingly Exciting Exclusive Wrong Story
"How am I going to put in a new tape?"
Due to doom and gloom throughout the world, a laugh track will be added to tonight's newscast.
"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."
'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'
"Prospecting ain't what it used to be."
Castle with parking lot.
"Ahem, if you're planning to rob the place could you please get a move on."
"She comes with breast implants,a kiss and tell diary and a reality T.V deal."
'I'm always on the edge of my Twickenham seat...I can't afford the full business debenture rate.'
With gas prices soaring, many stations have begun posting EMS teams next to their pumps.
"I thought you turned location services off."
"The sky is falling - I just heard it from a very reliable source!"
Kim Jong Un Riding Nuclear Missile
Not in the mood for human interaction line
'Well I didn't get any birthday cards, so I've printed out my birthday texts.'
Current Event Humorist Gifts Collection
Current Event Humorist Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring sharp, current event jokes—perfect for the humorist who loves their daily caffeine with a side of satire.
Current Event Humorist Pillows
Find cozy pillows with humorous insights on current events—great for a humorous touch in their living space or office.
Current Event Humorist Prints
Browse prints that showcase humorous commentary on current affairs—excellent for adding a clever accent to any room.
Current Event Humorist T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts with witty takes on today’s headlines—ideal for those who like to make a statement and share a laugh on the go.