Curly Gene Discoverer Pillows

'And that's how we discovered curly genes, or, as Dr. Crick insists on calling them, 'DNA'.'

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Sheep In Curlers

Curling your hair for no reason

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

A perm for a woman and her dog.

The morning after the night before.

'How's the curry?'

'How's the curry?.'

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

'Yeah, it's annoying: When it's hot and humid, my mane tends to curl up...'

I love my hair straighteners.

"Naturally curly hair."

'I told you not to have that curry.'

'We've had a cash machine put in.'

'So, you didn't order the Korma then?'

'It started yesterday, after I had a strong curry.'

"That's quite a set of cow horns you've got there."

At last the professor had succeded in crossing a frog with a cat.

"Careful it's hot."

Perm. 'your PERM is blinding me..'

'Oh, my god! It just occurred to me that you might look really weird with wet hair.'

'It's no use blaming global warming - you've had a sneaky curry!'

"I'm not sure I'm going to like it curly. Can you just give me a temp?"

"You've got the microwave, sauce and 15 minutes to make a traditional English Korma."

'We also sell water for $200 a glass.'

"I don't mind curry every day, but I do miss garlic mushrooms."

"Unfortunately as the law stands at the moment 13 pints and a curry because you had a crap day isn't tax deductible!"

"Remember saying 'well cheerio chaps, have fun'...?"