Curly Gene Discoverer Pillows

'And that's how we discovered curly genes, or, as Dr. Crick insists on calling them, 'DNA'.'

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Sheep In Curlers

Curling your hair for no reason

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

'How's the curry?'

A perm for a woman and her dog.

The morning after the night before.

'How's the curry?.'

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

PERM vs FREELANCE

'Yeah, it's annoying: When it's hot and humid, my mane tends to curl up...'

He'll do your hair afterward if you ask nicely.

I love my hair straighteners.

'We've had a cash machine put in.'

'It started yesterday, after I had a strong curry.'

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

'So, you didn't order the Korma then?'

'I told you not to have that curry.'

"Naturally curly hair."

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your ... did you get a perm?"

"Careful it's hot."

At last the professor had succeded in crossing a frog with a cat.

"That's quite a set of cow horns you've got there."

Perm. 'your PERM is blinding me..'

'It's no use blaming global warming - you've had a sneaky curry!'

"I'm not sure I'm going to like it curly. Can you just give me a temp?"

'Oh, my god! It just occurred to me that you might look really weird with wet hair.'

Returns: Curling Iron.

"You've got the microwave, sauce and 15 minutes to make a traditional English Korma."

'We also sell water for $200 a glass.'

"Unfortunately as the law stands at the moment 13 pints and a curry because you had a crap day isn't tax deductible!"

"Remember saying 'well cheerio chaps, have fun'...?"