Quirky Geneticist Pillows

At last the professor had succeded in crossing a frog with a cat.

"Remember saying 'well cheerio chaps, have fun'...?"

Jr. cloning kit

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Strainspotting

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Pavlov's Cat

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

No Swimming Allowed

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.