Quirky Geneticist Prints

At last the professor had succeded in crossing a frog with a cat.

"Remember saying 'well cheerio chaps, have fun'...?"

Jr. cloning kit

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Strainspotting

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Pavlov's Cat

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

No Swimming Allowed

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

Quick! 5-second rule!

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."