Humorist Gene Enthusiast Prints

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'He has his father's feet.'

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

Mother: 'He has your eyes.'

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

'Happy New Ear!'

"Your aunt has bequeathed to you her collection of toilet paper, soap and towels from 385 hotels from all over the world."

'...and to you, he has left his leprosy.'

'As you know, your father liked the sport of Boxing...'

"I don't know whether we should keep it a secret or call the world press!?"

'Sometimes I wonder how things would have turned out, if I'd gotten Mom's eyes and Dad's hair.'

"Frankly I'm a bit confused. According to the genetic printout this gentleman is, in fact, a goat

'It's a gadget for buying gadgets over the net.'

DNA Analysis

Specialized regions in a couple of human chromosomes.

'Your Great Uncle has left you all his money in this family heirloom!'

'It used to be a dairy farm, but now the milk produces therapeutic proteins, and the eggs contain antibiotics.'

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

Recombinant DNA Lab.

"I sure do have a family. There's my wife's DNA and my kid's DNA."

Designer Baby.

'... and to my yoga instructor, I leave my entire body.'

'Whale DNA was added to my embryo and now all I crave is plankton.'

'Here's my DNA sequence.'