Humorist Gene Enthusiast Mugs

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

"There's no money in your uncle's will. You are, however, directed to maintain his 5 cats and Facebook account."

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

Mother: 'He has your eyes.'

'He has his father's feet.'

'Happy New Ear!'

"Your aunt has bequeathed to you her collection of toilet paper, soap and towels from 385 hotels from all over the world."

'...and to you, he has left his leprosy.'

"See? That's why my Mom wanted me to get her genetics."

'This gene is necessary for experiencing pleasure when watching 'The Three Stooges'. It occurs only on the 'Y' chromosome.'

"I don't know whether we should keep it a secret or call the world press!?"

'As you know, your father liked the sport of Boxing...'

'Sometimes I wonder how things would have turned out, if I'd gotten Mom's eyes and Dad's hair.'

"Frankly I'm a bit confused. According to the genetic printout this gentleman is, in fact, a goat

'It's a gadget for buying gadgets over the net.'

DNA Analysis

'Your Great Uncle has left you all his money in this family heirloom!'

'It used to be a dairy farm, but now the milk produces therapeutic proteins, and the eggs contain antibiotics.'

Specialized regions in a couple of human chromosomes.

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

Recombinant DNA Lab.

'... and to my yoga instructor, I leave my entire body.'

'Yeah, so our parents used to run together... what of it?'

'Whale DNA was added to my embryo and now all I crave is plankton.'

Designer Baby.

"I sure do have a family. There's my wife's DNA and my kid's DNA."