Curious Crash Analyst Gifts

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

'Time to buy.'

Greek Crisis

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

Greek Crisis

"Care home deaths are collateral damage, as we continue to smoke screen statistics and fire off as many war analogy's as we can muster: in our battle, war, and heroic bun fight against Corvid-19 - in this, our not so finest hour!"

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

"Arrghh! - I came around the corner and tripped over that sign!"

"Unfortunately, what we thought to be the black box turned out to be the navy blue box"

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

Euro leaves a crack in the Union

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

Going to Greece in a Handbasket.

"Accelerate forward into that brick wall."

Clown Airbags.

Tonight's Weather Report Contains Some Alarming Material. Viewer Discretion Advised.

'I can't understand it. I was driving one way on a one way street.'

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

"It may be a figment of my imagination, Herb, but I thought I just felt another shock wave go through the business community."

4 Failure Types: Mr. Underprepared, Ms. Overprepared, Ms. Insecure, Mr. Overconfident

I think I may have scratched your car Capt. McRae...

'We have a new tribe member everyone. We will call him'Crashes-His-Volvo.'

European funds.

"You know what's about to happen and you still got in the car. But yet I'm called the dummy."

The Icelandic Economic Crisis.

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."