Curious About Medicine Gifts

"I'm prescribing an alternative therapy and laughing up my sleeve as I do so."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

Medical Examinations.

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer.

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'

"Uh-Oh!"

'Excuse me, Professor Hippocrates...but when do we learn how to hit out of bunkers?'

Anatomy.

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

Too much Inflammation

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

'We've not met, but I'm your keyhole surgeon.'

"They don't look familiar...probably from another fecal transplant."

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

Myth Diagnosis

"You have twenty eight days to live."

Medical Curiosities

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

'Take two a day and in a couple of years you'll be a pharmacist!'

A Mom and Pop Operation

'Eureka! It won't cure anything, but the side effects are terrific!'

"I'm gonna be a doctor when I grow up."

'Is he dead, or is it intern fatigue?'

"We use leeches on the test subjects and slugs on the control group."

"And I recommend to not get sauced."