Curated Collectors Of Knowledge Gifts

Reading Upside-down.

Snowmen Around The World...

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Board Game Hunter

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

'We'll take two sets, for upstairs and downstairs.'

'Mint?! These taste like cardboard!'

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

'What a gyp! Yesterday, after I got fixed, I put my testicles under my pillow, and all I got was a quarter!'

"Humpty Dumpty had a great fall? Was he invested in emerging markets?"

A mummy begs for change in front of the pyramids.

In the House of Picasso, the Cat: "You beast, you've eaten all the first class stamps again," Madame accuses Timothy.

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

Chicken Road Crossing

'Did you bring any money? - Enlightenment doesn't grow on trees, you know!'

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

'Oh Hank, you say that now but once you have one it'll change your life.'

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

"I knew you was mad when you tried to sell me to them "American Pickers" fellers."

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

Victorian Secret

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

My own museum.