Curated Collectors Of Knowledge Gifts

Reading Upside-down.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'We'll take two sets, for upstairs and downstairs.'

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

"Humpty Dumpty had a great fall? Was he invested in emerging markets?"

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

A mummy begs for change in front of the pyramids.

'Did you bring any money? - Enlightenment doesn't grow on trees, you know!'

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

In the House of Picasso, the Cat: "You beast, you've eaten all the first class stamps again," Madame accuses Timothy.

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Chicken Road Crossing

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

'Oh Hank, you say that now but once you have one it'll change your life.'

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

Victorian Secret

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

My own museum.

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

A girl with a trolley full of antiques.