Cup Of Controversy Pillows

'Got Tea?'

"You're fired."

World Cup Fever

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."

The Daily Fury

Sunset

I don't know if neuronal stem cells can or cannot become blood cells but one thing is for sure, neuronal stem cells can become controversial.

Social network site runs into trouble.

LEV Trump

"You mean you blame your failure in life on not having won the Irish Sweepstakes in 1970?"

Half full. Optimist. Half empty. Pessimist. Pragmatist.

'An off-white entertainment giant that's been in and out of favour with the public - what better place for Jacko's comeback?'

Roger Clemens: Innocent until proven guilty.

"I have a warrant for the arrest of Sandro Botticelli."

'But is it ART?'

'Would you like something from the trolley doctor ? '

"I heard we're now legal in some states."

"With religion and politics off the table, the only thing left to argue about is gluten."

"...Then he slammed the door on me!"

Anti-Vax: Death Cult

David Petraeus

Tour de 'Frank'

"Have you noticed how the conservatives who believe in small government all want to work in big business?"

'The restaurant rejected my credit card and my date rejected ME.'

Hillary and incriminating mails

'Don't you see Rick - your slump is just a success neurosis. You found your .394 average dangerous, because you fantasised that it would bring about resentment.'

"I've had sex with Donald Trump."

"Do you have anything featuring Miley Cyrus?"

'Take the optimistic approach. When you sit down to eat, think of your stomach as being half full.'

Senator Roy Blunt R-Missouri tweeted, "Senate Dems have obstructed POTUS' nominees at every turn..." Makes you wonder where this rodent was hiding during President Obama's eight years?

"They have fringe beliefs but appear normal in order to maximize shock value when they start spouting them."

Some People Have Experienced Career-Related Suicidal Thoughts

'I still think Ann Coulter is right.'

"..and in the blue corner....biter of ears, raper of women."