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'It was between you and Fergy, but he gave me this 'World's Greatest Boss' cup, so it's you that's out.'

Beach con-man.

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

'They're dog roses!'

Santa called but you were out!

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

Regifts of the Magi

Valentines Day truck

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

Mother using candy cane to pull son away from toy window.

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'

Honey badger do care.

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

'What can you suggest for a young lady who thinks she has everything?'

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

inflation at Christmas

'I like going to parties - invited or not.'

'Year after year I play Santa, and I still don't know how to give.'

"Do you have all those things in stock?"

"Just tell us what wedding gifts you want and we stuff the appropriate advertising flyers in with the invitation."

Santa carrying a sack full of mail

'We're giving you one big present for your birthday and Christmas.'

"Done saving the world for today."

"If you're looking for something more expensive we can always raise the price?"