
"No need to rush back to work. The office lad is doing your job."
Celebrate the strategic mind of your favorite delegate with our clever t-shirts. Perfect for those who love witty statements and making a smart impression, ideal for any casual or diplomatic occasion.
"No need to rush back to work. The office lad is doing your job."
The Trojan Beagle.
Turtle Hat
"You need to stop taking your work home with you. Take mine instead."
"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.
Wordplay: Nonstarter.
"Works every time."
'Well, I don't believe it Your room is spotless And in just 10 minutes,,,'
The company's going bankrupt,you'll need to get someone in to bite my nails for me!
"Damn it, Franklin - when will you learn to delegate."
'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.
"This looks like a job for ... someone else."
Moot Point: Welcome to members of the debating club on their annual hike.
Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.
"Hey, I built the nest. You feather it."
"Now, don't worry about the shepherd's fire: I'll take care of it..."
Fox dreams of catching chicken to sell on special offer
"They say you're good with forgeries?"
While Driving north on I-80, the Gilfords are thrilled to have a rare sighting of a superdelegate.'
"Dammit, Johnson! Delegate!"
"Don't worry about digging under the chicken coop fence: I have a bolt-cutter..."
Barry devises a way to get two lunches.
'To relieve stress, the doctor said I should do something relaxing. So, I want you to go fishing for me.'
It would've worked too, if his idiot partner hadn't switched on the exhaust fan.
"Baldo and I went fifty-fifty on it. But he doesn't know that yet."
'Boss, I'm still out here trying to land some customers. See you back at the office.'
'My parents don't punish me anymore. The last time they did, I hid all the remotes.'
"He's a herding dog, but he also things this party is really boring."
Explore our collection of mugs featuring clever designs perfect for the cunning delegate. Great for daily coffee or tea breaks with a witty twist.
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View our stylish prints that celebrate wit and tact. Perfect for decorating a space that honors the clever delegate's strategic personality.