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The Trojan Beagle.

Turtle Hat

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

Wordplay: Nonstarter.

"Works every time."

Frog Prince holds sign: 'Will work for kisses'.

Ballet dancer

"Seriously?"

'Do I climb it or wax it?'

"Potatoes too salty? Look, buster ??" I told you to enjoy your meal!"

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

"Just kiss her you idiot!!!"

"I appreciate your offer, but I was really hoping to marry a doctor."

Beware of The Dog

"Yes, he did turn into a prince, but there were complications."

Well, it's a heck of a time to demand a second opinion.

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

'Your eyes are playing tricks on you.'

"The cow was a vegetarian."

"It's kind of a trademark thing. I shoot first. Then I ask a question. Then I yodel."

"No need to rush back to work. The office lad is doing your job."

'Princess Cinderella, the servants want you to stop constantly criticising their cleaning standards...'

'Careful with that shotgun, it could go off.' - 'Don't worry, I'm covering the trigger with my finger.'

"I put a wet paint sign on our bench at the mall so we'll have a place to sit."

"Now, don't worry about the shepherd's fire: I'll take care of it..."

"Don't worry about digging under the chicken coop fence: I have a bolt-cutter..."

Fox dreams of catching chicken to sell on special offer

"They say you're good with forgeries?"

Rapunzel surprise

Caught their eye.

"I liked him better when he was still a frog."