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'How very Cumbria.'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'It's an extinction notice.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"You two seem oddly suited."

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

God in the bunker.

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

Jacques Cousteau.

"I'll have a man overboard!"

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

Deep Sea Diver Serenades a Mermaid.

Picasso Cloud.

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

'I'm inventing the wheel, and I'd like you to be my SPOKESMAN.'

Europe on $5000 a day.

"When I say I'm rich I don't just mean in Omega 3 oils."

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."

'No you can't keep it!'