Cumbrian Explorer T-Shirts

'How very Cumbria.'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'It's an extinction notice.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

"You two seem oddly suited."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

"I'll have a man overboard!"

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

'I'm inventing the wheel, and I'd like you to be my SPOKESMAN.'

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

Deep Sea Diver Serenades a Mermaid.

Picasso Cloud.

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

Europe on $5000 a day.

"When I say I'm rich I don't just mean in Omega 3 oils."

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."

'No you can't keep it!'