Southern California Explorer T-Shirts

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'How very Cumbria.'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

I think it's so cute when the kids camp out in the backyard.

The Great Drywall of Sheboygan.

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

Go ahead and dissect me

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

Pelican and Origami

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

'...Or not.'

A monument gets down from his plinth.

Whilst a dog is weeing at the base of a tree, a squirrel wees at the entrance of it's dog house.

Scientific Research: 'Does your research on the sunset include the observation of the sunrise?'

Trouble parking in Brighton

"Don't be fooled. Chaos reigns."

Pablo Picasso: Before Puberty...After Puberty.