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Rafael Correa

The experienced backpacker.

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Build a Raft

'Are we there yet?'

Surf Casting

"The hyenas started it."

The Food Chain

"Technically, it's a mammal."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Travelling

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

Summertime

Fish snorkling above water.

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

"Touché"

Introducing Piza Island.

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."