Southern California Explorer Gifts

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'How very Cumbria.'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

The Great Drywall of Sheboygan.

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Pelican and Origami

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

'...Or not.'

Trouble parking in Brighton

A monument gets down from his plinth.

Whilst a dog is weeing at the base of a tree, a squirrel wees at the entrance of it's dog house.

"Don't be fooled. Chaos reigns."

Scientific Research: 'Does your research on the sunset include the observation of the sunrise?'

Pablo Picasso: Before Puberty...After Puberty.

"Spectrometer! Spectrometer!..."