Southern Californian Gifts

Washed Away

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Last Chance For Reality

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

Gregg Allman

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

Hellbillies.

'It wasn't just my own country -- I was without honor everywhere until I found Southern California!'

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

"What? You've never been to Waffle House? I guess it is kind of a regional thing."

A Redneck Cupid with a shotgun about to fire open a Boy and Girl redneck couple.

Where 'Pulled Pork' comes from.

"When your Scottish smoked salmon comes batter dipped and deep fried, you know you're in the South."

"All of our menu items have a tobacco-juice base."

Diocese of South Carolina!

A Redneck Christmas

"I have over a hundred words for 'grits.' "

I love Fried Green Tomatoes

Bed, Bath & Younder

'It's no use Jim-Bob. Ever since I got that gap between my teeth fixed, I can't play the banjo!!

"I see a future that will involve a number of secret herbs and spices

'The best place to land is Southern California -- they're used to it.'

'It's a blonde, longlegged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Hill-Billy Bag Lunches

(Pickup trucks, whiskey, hangovers, wild women, what are these things....?)