Culture Clipper Pillows

"Amazing rig. How many barrels does it get out in a day?"

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'Now that's an afro!'

Cut Price

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Try to guess the continent dining...

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Mr. Punch in Venice

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Stonehenge Explained

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Greek A-Z Map,

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Victorian Selfie

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

The American Tearoom, Moscow

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Folk Wedding

"Herb's from Texas."

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"People, the facts are inescapable. Any ideas on how we can ignore them?"

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

Closed for Renovation

Mummy Tourist

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"