Culture Clipper Pillows

"Amazing rig. How many barrels does it get out in a day?"

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Cut Price

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'Now that's an afro!'

Try to guess the continent dining...

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Mr. Punch in Venice

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

Stonehenge Explained

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Greek A-Z Map,

Victorian Selfie

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

Museum. They were an ancient culture that worshipped the concept of zero. "Nothing" was sacred.

"Herb's from Texas."

Folk Wedding

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

The American Tearoom, Moscow

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

"People, the facts are inescapable. Any ideas on how we can ignore them?"

Closed for Renovation

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

A London gent abroad

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."