Culture Clasher Pillows

"My mind is still on vacation."

'I think he's spent too much time in the city.'

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

"Herb's from Texas."

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

'I've heard it's the new dance craze from America.'

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

Californians Abroad.

Low Noon.

"I remember when this was all forest..."

"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"

'Last week we paid £400 for a box at Convent Garden to see 'Il Barbiere Di Siviglia' and I spent the entire evening dreaming of 'Take That''.

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

Country trees visit the city.

The biking of the bulls in Corrida del Toros, Spain.

Perplexed Farmer

'Some things I can overlook, Dominic, but if you call me bruv once more I'll.....'

A Wrestler Abroad

Medusa in a Dublin bar after St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.

A Cornish Man

"Earthlings are funny! They have three heads, two of them wearing hoods!"

'What do you mean, there's no casino here? Your franchise in Vegas has one.'

Vikings cannot pillage the U.S. Oil Biz

'The new guy is great for morale, but he's clueless about the dress code.'

Culture Wars

'Tell you chief there's been a terrible mistake, I'm a Friar.'

Eskimo opera singer, "He's from Opera North"

General Store Modernises

"We know 'How'. Just tell us who!"