Cultural Researcher Gifts

'Misanthropology.'

Traveler speaking to colonial plantation worker

'Dad, when you say life's a bowl of cherries, what's a cherry?'

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Flags

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

Easter Island legs

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Victor Hugo

Alien David statue

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"Now I really hate poetry."

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

Where Indian ink came from.

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Oymoticons

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

The Witches Discover The Wok

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

Easter Island Cheeseheads

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Made in China

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'