Cultural Researchers Gifts

"Running Bare has forgotten his pants again."

Flags

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

Victor Hugo

Alien David statue

"Now I really hate poetry."

Honoré de Balzac

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Oymoticons

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

Made in China

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

Easter Island Cheeseheads

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

Ruddy bloggers!

Search for Rare Bitcoin

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

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