Cultural Evolutionist T-Shirts

"They're cute. But they'll never catch on..."

Easter Island legs

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Alien David statue

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Where Indian ink came from.

Oymoticons

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

The Witches Discover The Wok

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

Mount Rushmore Down Under

Mohammad's motors

The Running of the Brie

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

I love Museum Shops

Didgeridoo

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

Carioca

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"Who had the Sodom Enchilada and the Holy Guacamole?"