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Next stop bloomingdales

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Pearly King and Queen

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

The High Line at Giza

Picasso: The Early Years

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Out of kilter.

Welsh airport arrivals.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

Kultural K9's.

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

"I don't know art, but I know what I like!"

A meeting on the pier

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

Maypole

'If you don't like it here, why don't you go back to Atlantis?'

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

"The times – They have a changed."

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

"Damn it, Persky! I ask you for a fiercely choreographed rite of destruction and rebirth, and you give me a febrile study of dehumanized angst."

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

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No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

Stephen Harpers's China Diary - Great Wall Tour.

'Now that we've learned to talk, we can have FOCUS GROUPS!'