Cultural Evolutionist Gifts

"They're cute. But they'll never catch on..."

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Easter Island legs

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Alien David statue

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Where Indian ink came from.

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Oymoticons

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

The only way to see the world is to see the world

The Witches Discover The Wok

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

Un ballo in maschera

Didgeridoo

I love Museum Shops

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

Mount Rushmore Down Under

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"Who had the Sodom Enchilada and the Holy Guacamole?"

The Running of the Brie