Cultural Evolution Thinker Gifts

"Sometimes I feel like Stone Age guy in Bronze Age world."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"Some Debussy, Igor."

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"I guess the point I'm trying to make is, calling the committee on Progress and Evolution a bunch of know-it-all nincompoops might have felt good when you said it, but..."

"I think I deserve more than a stub on Wikipedia."

Monkey's Ejected from the Garden of Eden

'Actually, we don't like the term 'cannibal', we prefer to be called 'homovores'.'

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

Investments: Buy local! Our 'Value' funds are all New York values.

'Not guilty by reason of millions of years of evolutionary selection for aggressive behavior, Your Honor.'

'An important update..'

Blasphemer! Ignoramus. HOJ. Your anti-religious rants will lead to the breakdown of morality. The divine is our source of civilization and humanity. It's what separates us from lowly animals. That and our ability to turn worthless jungle into condos. You're playing dirty now, hairless one.

"They learn how to say 'Gracias' and we're supposed to be thankful."

Thomas Hunt Morgan

'A few years ago that wouldn't have even sounded like a sentence.'

Darwin sculpture evolves.

New York state resources and products

'It's oil spill. We must be near civilization.'

Last night my mother asked me when I'm going to change my name to yours. Tell your mother that a woman named Lance is a bad idea, Gloria.

'Tsk. The modern media is obsessed with sex and violence.'

The Progress Bridge

Next stop bloomingdales

Abbey Road Evolution

"I'm as indigenous as you can get. My great-grandfather was born in Brooklyn."

"My humour needs bringing up to date. Do you think the New School might have something?"

'Hey, you. Around here we eat with our mouth open.'

"They're cute. But they'll never catch on..."

'Bipedalism is a great advance. But now we have to watch out for banana peels.'

Evolving rather quickly today aren't we?

"The toughest part is remembering to hold your breath."

A woman in Saudi Arabia drives a car.