Art Evolution Enthusiasts Gifts

Visual Effects Cave Man

Larry's used art

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

The Artist

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

The DaVinci Code

Alien David statue

That shows business confidence.

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

A caveman paints from life

The height of fashion in 1796

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

"Well....I could've done this!"

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Children's artwork exhibition.

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Evolution Exam Results.

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

Baroque Peacock

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

Candle Portraits.

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Wagging Dog

"I think we may be related!"

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'