Cultural Critic Club Pillows

Paul Ree

Thomas Mann.

The height of fashion in 1796

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Wifi in Hell

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

Skeptic Tank.

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"Hipsters"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

"It lost a little something in translation."

"Say 'eh.'"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Now that was post-modern sex."

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Troys'R'Us.

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

German School

"I'm after the history section."

"Some Debussy, Igor."

"How is it in Russia?"