Cultural Critic Club Gifts

Paul Ree

Thomas Mann.

The height of fashion in 1796

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

Skeptic Tank.

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"Hipsters"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

"It lost a little something in translation."

"Say 'eh.'"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

"Now that was post-modern sex."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Troys'R'Us.

German School

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

"Some Debussy, Igor."

"How is it in Russia?"

"I'm after the history section."