Cat Critic Club Pillows

Bad review

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

Paul Ree

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

What does aloof mean?

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

Radiator jazz player

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

"Slippery, huh?"

The lap dog, I can work around. The laptop cat, not so much.

"Chasing squirrels is more art than science."

'Those aren't sprinkles! they're FLEAS!!!! 'I made it from scratch.'

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

Catroom.

'I think we need to do some updated x-rays - these appear to be four lives ago, Mr. Jingles.'

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

Yeah, the commute is killing me too: I live a full kilometre away...

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

Cat in a Christmas tree.

"My New Year's resolution is to acknowledge the dog, but you know how hard resolutions are."

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

The Invention of Bagpipes

"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"

"I love every single one of these."

"Okay, so I got rid of the owl.."

Canary Heaven...

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

"Just walk away, Harold, just walk away ..."

'God Bless Momma, and Daddy and Fluffy...'