Cat Critic Club Pillows

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'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

Paul Ree

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

What does aloof mean?

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

"Chasing squirrels is more art than science."

"Slippery, huh?"

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

Catroom.

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

'I think we need to do some updated x-rays - these appear to be four lives ago, Mr. Jingles.'

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

"My New Year's resolution is to acknowledge the dog, but you know how hard resolutions are."

Cat in a Christmas tree.

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

Yeah, the commute is killing me too: I live a full kilometre away...

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"

The Invention of Bagpipes

"I love every single one of these."

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

'God Bless Momma, and Daddy and Fluffy...'

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

"Okay, so I got rid of the owl.."

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

"Just walk away, Harold, just walk away ..."