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'My Atheist blog has developed a cult following. If that's not ironic, I don't know what is.'

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

"I see so much love reflected back in his adorable little face."

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

God throwing bricks on city

"A great leader is a dealer in hope, Fenwick. Remember that."

Low Carb Dieter Birthdays - diving for meat from the pinata.

Billie Piper.

I think we need to lose the 'Singing Ringing Tree'!

"After the Great Seagull Reincarnation, we'll spend eternity stealing sandwiches and defecating as we please."

Veterinarian at a large animal clinic staring up at a huge beast.

"I've seen every goddam film ever made...twice! What the hell am I supposed to do now??"

'George, are you SURE this is the seminar we signed up for? I haven't heard a single word about managing cash flow in a small business!'

"Ok, what's so unique about you, Mr Superhero who's never been in a Hollywood Blockbuster man?"

"I am a memory machine."

Tapeworms Need Love Too

'Oh, I never vote -- I'm afraid of getting mixed up in a cult.'

'I'm thinking of starting a religion. What would be a reasonable initial investment?'

Cow Kong.

Cult films!

"Time change or no time change, I'm gonna crow when I crow."

'Cult? What makes you think it's a cult?'

Which one is yours?

"That reminds me of a scene from 'The Big Lebowski.'"

'Looks like some kinda cult to me.'

'Our cults are very similar, but we're also allowed to talk about squirrels and eat toast.'

"Damn it, he was a regular."

TV Trash

"So, the self-anointed brandishing millions of followers. How is social media NOT a cult again?"