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"A great leader is a dealer in hope, Fenwick. Remember that."

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

"The tests confirmed my suspicions, Mr. White. In the past few months, you've developed a small but apparently harmless cult following."

'Some sort of religious ritual, Anderson! They seem to be worshiping it!'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Great Chinese Dynasties

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

Omara Portuondo

World Tour.

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Superheroes take a selfie

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Hugh fans!"

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Michael Jackson

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

The Selfie

"I'm the bad guy..."

Filet minion

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

Introducing Piza Island.

Bryan Ferry